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a poor play on words or a gay joke that is also poorly executed. often and only made by Hammond Lieu. He himself is possibly gay.
"Hey man are you going to game tonight."
"Only if you're there and I can suck some dick"
"what a Hammond..."
"DUDE you are so shit at this game!"
"ill smell.. YOUR shit"
"..wh-what...?"
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Hammond!
/Hemmund/!
Word said by Jeremy Clarckson when Hamster Fucks up.
HAMMOND! You bloody idiot!
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A type of electric organ, commonly used in churches, jazz, blues, funk and rock music. Popularized by rock acts as Deep Purple, ELP and Uriah Heep, it became a standard of heavy rock keyboard.
Keith Emerson and Jon Lord were baddest ass Hammond players
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the process of peeing down ones throat
paul: im really in the mood for some hammond.
suzie: say less daddy!
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As used in the act of Pulling a Hammond.
To hit on an attractive waitress/bartender/stripper and ask for her number. Only to be rejected.
Most commonly referenced when the act is frequently repeated.
Joe pulled a Hammond last night with that hot waitress.
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The act of pulling the first girl you see in a nightclub, preferably in Yorkshire. Also termed "going ugly early."
A term coined from the philosophy of Top Gear/Grand Tour presenter, Richard Hammond.
"The first girl who's breathing in-and-out , you walk up to her 'hiya love how you doing?' You pull. That's it, job done."
"A scholar of Hammondism, I see."
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