A Hewing

A man over thirty who is slightly wet behind the ears.

Man that guy is a hewing!!

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hew

a random word, can fit into any charva's sentance

'aw hew pass us that drink hew....thanks hew'

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Hew

Geordie/mackem slang word referring to any word, commonly added to sentences where it can fit before, after or even as a word. It can be used to shout at someone for attention.

Whey the fucks this mentil cunt hew!

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Hewes

The action of increasing other's statements in order to make one's life seem better. AKA one uping people.

Guy 1:"Dude I can't believe my brother got in a fight at school today."
Guy 2:"Yeah well my brother got in a bar fight and was stabbed 7 times in the heart and shot in the arm but he's totally fine, can you believe THAT?"
Guy 1:"Wow man way to hewes on me."

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hew

The opposite of WEH.

People: WEHHHHHHHHH!
You: HEWWWWWW!

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hew

To calve or chop to a pleasing shape with an axe or sword.

The Viking was seen to hew a lovely shape from a tree log,
using only his sword !

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hew

A man with a ginormas sized cock. when women walk buy they normally pull his pants down and suck his god offly huge cock.

Aw man look at the dude getting a huge bj right now

i know he must be a fucking HEW

yea lucky basterd

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