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A Jonathan is a clear plastic water bottle of any size filled halfway or all the way with water, stuffed with basically any piece of plastic or paper or dirt you can find and held as a keepsake. You shake it and just bring it around with you.
Walking to a job interview? Bring your homemade Jonathan with you. Funeral? Jonathan's coming with you too.
Some ideas of materials to put in your Jonathan include moldy bread, cardboard from tablet boxes, or anything you can find laying around.
Elliot: Hey Brad! Whatcha got there?
Brad: Hi Elliott! Oh, this old thing? This is a Jonathan. I made it myself.
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The act of arriving late to ones internship after a particularly late night of hedonistic debauchery.
HR: Where's Val? Has anyone seen her?
Rai: She pulled a Jonathan.
HR: <confused face>
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Jonathan gave me a pop tart at lunch one time in the 2nd grade
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Handsome. Strong leader, expressive, devoted, guilty of tunnel vision and not letting anyone get in his way of getting what he wants. He has high expectations of others and of himself. Passionate about causes. Sensitive but tries hard to hide it. Loves to laugh and have a good time. Hates drama. Changes his mind over and over until he is sure. Has a temper. Plans for everything, and worries about the things he can't control or plan for. Great guy who others look up to.
Jonathan is a great guy!
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Jonathan is an unstoppable force of nature- he is driven, determined, and passionate about achieving success and happiness. He pushes through tough times and maintains a positive attitude and smile at all times. He is funny, witty, and almost capable of putting a smile on the people that surround him. He cares passionately about the people he loves and is willing to always go out of his way to make sure they are safe, happy, and taken care of. Even when you think he may not be thinking about you, he is.
Jonathan is the greatest friend you can ask for. He will push you to be the greatest version of yourself that you can be. He will drive and inspire you to achieve your dreams and goals. If you have found a Jonathan and managed to have him in your life, don't let him go. He is a diamond, a gem... the rarest of sorts.
Jonathan inspired me to reach my dream of becoming a doctor!
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Jonathan is an awesome guy. He is a guy that will do anything for his family and friends. he knows exactly how to make you happy and can get you to laughing at any time. Jonathan knows how to have fun and is a really funny guy. He is really happy all the time and if he isnt smiling then you should know that something is wrong.
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Jonathan is one of those guys that you just can't stay mad at.
He is incredibly sweet, cute, and kind. Jonathan has the most gorgeous eyes! Usually hazel or green. And writes poems and story's like its nobody's business. He is an amazing writer and an even better boyfriend! He will make you happy no matter what and will always put a smile on your face. Not only is he naturally funny, clever, and adorable, But he is sensitive and sarcastic. He has a cute smile and a personality girls just love! He has a girlfriend and she is very happy with him.
Girlfriend: Gah look at this text! Jonathan is so sweet!
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