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A kavanaugh (noun/verb)
An excruciatingly abnormal shit
Dude1: Yo did you really just pound 4 doba queso burritos?
Dude2: ya bro, I just took a nasty kavanaugh. Took 24 minutes to drop that deuce
Dude1: damn brewski, I always dump a kavanaugh post doba
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To get belligerently drunk, sexually assault someone and vehemently deny it all after the fact.
Don't worry, if you ever get asked about raping that girl last night during some future job interview, you can totally just pull a kavanaugh.
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The act of unveiling one's penis and thrusting the phallus unexpectedly, and undesirably, in close proximity to the face of an intoxicated peer, with sexual intent.
Yo dawg, when I was a freshman I straight up kavanaugh'd this girl! I tried to do it my senior year of high school too but my bro came in. Glad I got the full college experience tho.
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Hey, bro, lets grab a case of kavanaughs, pick up Christine, and make friends with the PGA golfers at the club!
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To get locked in a room and groped with a hand over your mouth.
Shut your mouth bitch, before you get Kavanaughed.
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To be on the recieving end of drunken sexual misconduct and/or assault.
The party was ruined for Mindy after Bobby Kavanaughed her.
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Verb. Active/Intransitive. To get so drunk that one commits terrible acts and then never admits to them, including but not limited to farting, vomiting, passing out, throwing the rest of your drink in someone's face, shoving your penis into someone's face, allowing gang rapes to occur in your midst while you stand around and laugh, and pairing up with your best drinking buddy to attempt rape.
When a person Kavanaughs, he should be considered a possible felon, should trigger a legitimate investigation -- Senate hearing or not, and is automatically disqualified from holding any judicial position, especially a position as a Supreme Court Judge.
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