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A Loser at Life

This is a person who meets the following criteria-
1. 20s or older who lives and depends on parents for mostly everything (food, bills, car, insurance, housing...)
2. Doesn’t have a job or doesn’t make any money and receives money from parents and significant other (volunteers to play in a band for free)
3. MALE- That makes female to pay for dates...
4. On drugs for unexplained “mental conditions”

5. Breaks up with significant other all the time for unexplained reasons.
6. Cheats on significant other.

7. Plays video games all the time.

8. In college for a stupid degree (Jazz)
9. MALE- Dates a girl but has never met the girls parents
10. Gets tattoos of video games.

11. MALE- has long hair like a female
12. Does drugs
13. Has no aspirations to do anything great.

Man, my sister is dating A Loser at Life but so self conscious she can’t see it!

by YouCantDoThat June 22, 2019

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Loser no life

Someone who opens your text as soon as you send it

Isaac is such a loser no life.”

by Losernolife September 25, 2019

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loser in life

When you suck at every thing you do in life

Sayed.A. Is a loser in life. He can not read nor write, he sucks at math and PE and every other subject that has ever been created. He has no friends and his mother told her doctor that he could keep him when he was born. It sad to say but it's clear that Sayed.A. Will never get laid (by a man or a woman) and will most likely live the rest of his Lonely life living in a cardboard box outside of Walmart.

by Hatsu.M.Zabudatchi March 7, 2014

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Losers Need A Life Too

a group formed solely for the reason of bringing informative and humanitarian aid to the average loser. trademarked in 1991 by johnstownsteel, their works include Loser..Your Guide To Living and the ever popular Losing Isn't Everything.

all works distributed by the group can be purchased at...
Lumbee Indian
2020 Winners Way
Johnstown Pa 15939
or call...
1-808-lose-err
"Losers Need A Life Too"

by lumbee indian December 31, 2008

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