A Max Fleming

This person is usually grossly over-weight and has more facial hair than Osama Bin Laden.

1. 75% of what this person usually says is bullshit. The other 25% is also bullshit.

2. This person will have a severe fetish for gingers: Male, female and animals.

3. Ebay is his facebook.

4. Commonly found in a shit hole surrounded by shit.

And that's it Bob's your uncle.

'My boyfriend has been a bit of 'A Max Fleming' recently; I'll probably chomp his cock off next time he tries to shove it in my mouth.'

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