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A car purchased by people who want to drive a cutesy toy, and have zero idea they've bought a very expensive German mousetrap masquerading as a British economy car that will bankrupt them when literally everything breaks simultaneously.
"Whaddaya mean it's $2,400 to replace the clutch? I thought Mini Cooper was a good car."
"Whaddaya mean the timing chain failed at 60,000 miles? I thought Mini Cooper was a good car."
"Whaddaya mean it costs $700 to replace the drive belt and the plastic roller wheel contraption and tensioner? I thought Mini Cooper was a good car."
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The greatest car ever. It is better than your car, unless your car is a Mini. Both the original and the new (BMW) Mini have equal amounts of awesomeness, but different amounts of different types of awesomeness. See also: awesome.
"Hey, look at that car. It's so awesome."
"Yeah, but it's not a Mini Cooper."
"I'm looking for the greatest car that has ever existed and will ever exist."
"Mini Cooper."
"What is the automotive equivalent of Leslie Nielsen?"
"Mini Cooper."
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the most bootiful car in the universe. it is a precious baby. it is like Peter Pan, the kid (car) that never grows up.
if you have never owned a Mini Cooper, than you have never lived
OMG!!! That baby is almost as cute as a Mini Cooper!
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- One of the best cars ever.
- Great, responsive, peppy engine.
- 2011 model = best model.
- I’m 12 years old, And a mini is my dream car...
You can’t drive a Mini Cooper? You’re a car enthusiast, and my grandma can drive one. LITTERALLY
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A car for the people with champagne taste on a Coors light budget. Owning one makes you think you're entitled.
I drive a mini cooper you must wave at me if you do too
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A person of the female persuasion who is much smaller physically, much like how the minicooper car is much cmaller compared to other automobiles. This small size of the female compared to the male makes for very exciting possiblities during sexual intercourse because of the ease with which the female could be manipulated. The mini cooper S is much the same but for perhaps a smaller size and more attractive than the normal version.
Eva Longoria, 5'2"
Eva Longoria is a mini cooper.
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Getting fisted ever so gently by a midget similar but not to be confused with the minivan. Often hard to obtain since midgets are shy but easily obtainable for the right price.
Josh:Jen and I saw you come home with a midget last night did she give you the good old mini cooper?
Jimmy: Why yes. I did receive that rare delicacy and was able to obtain the best orgasm I've ever had
Josh: So who you voting for?
Jimmy: Id appreciate it if you didn't ask a personal question like that. Im trying to tell you how I got fisted by a midget
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