A Mote

A person who does not text back for a minimum of 5 days after receiving and reading the original text from a friend.

Mike: Hey man, wanna hang out?

A Mote (5 days later): yes

moted

short for demoted, popular in early 90's making a comeback.

(your friend gets shot down by a girl)"Damn homey you just got moted"

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Moted

Short for demoted, synonym of burn. First appeared in California in the 1970s, regained popularity in the 1990s.

I saw you trip over that painted line. You are so moted!

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Mote

A small particle or speck

Look again at that dot. That's here. That's home. That's us. On it everyone you love, everyone you know, everyone you ever heard of, every human being who ever was, lived out their lives. The aggregate of our joy and suffering, thousands of confident religions, ideologies, and economic doctrines, every hunter and forager, every hero and coward, every creator and destroyer of civilization, every king and peasant, every young couple in love, every mother and father, hopeful child, inventor and explorer, every teacher of morals, every corrupt politician, every "superstar," every "supreme leader," every saint and sinner in the history of our species lived there-on a mote of dust suspended in a sunbeam.

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moted

Dissed, put down, proven wrong. Contraction of "demoted". Used in the Bay Area only.

Man: Hey baby can I get yo' number?
Woman: No, but you can get lost.
Man's friends: Ooooooh, moted!

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Mote

A device used for controlling the volume or channels to a TV. Also referred to as the Remote Control, or Remote.

“Aye Hun, pass me the mote”
“QUIT HOGGING THE MOTE, IM SICK OF YOU DAVE. THE RAIDERS AINT WON ALL YEAR AND THEY AINT GON’ WIN TONIGHT EITHER. YOU KNOW MY SOAP COMES ON IN 6 MINUTES”
*annoying teenage voice* “Mom, Tina has had the mote since we got home and it’s my turn to watch TV. And she ate all my pretzels”
“The batteries is dead Dave, if you don’t take your ass up to the dollar store and get some, you can sleep outside tonight. We caint watch shit without the damn mote”

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MOTE

Man On The Edge. Often in response to unecessary capslocks

Person 1: it wasn't that bad..
Person 2: YES IT WAS!!!
Person 1: MOTE

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