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A curse. A stupid curse, that does not allow you to have peanut butter, or pistachio cupcakes, or anything along the lines of “Nut.”
Except for honey NUT Cheerios. And corn NUTS.
Dude 1: “Ayy do you want some rocky road ice cream?”
Dude 2: “Nah mate, I got A Nut allergy.”
When a person does not like to be ejaculated on
Person 1: I really like you! Wanna hook up?
Person 2: ..sorry I have a nut allergy..
In a man's case, having a nut allergy is to be homophobic. In contrast, a woman with a nut allergy is a lesbian.
1. Whats Nick's problem with Sebastian getting all touchy feely?
Dunno, he must have a nut allergy.
2. "Does she want to go to the prom with me?"
Nah, she can't cos of her nut allergy.
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An aversion to sitting next to people on public transport.
Passenger: "Excuse me, can I sit here?"
You: "No, I've got a nut allergy."
I don't think you should try to get with Lisa, I think she has a pretty severe nut allergy.
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