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If you came here for a prayer so you can lead in online class, ur not gonna get one here. (jkjk)
Dear Lord and Father of all, thank you for this day. Thank you for ways in which you provide for us all. For Your protection, and love we thank You. Help us to focus our minds on what we are about to learn/review. Inspire us by Your Holy Spirit as we listen and take notes. Guide us by Your Eternal light as we discover more about the world around us. We ask this through Christ our Lord.
Amen.
(it's ok if you're using this for a meeting, online class, etc.)
A Prayer: Dear Lord and Father of all, thank you for this day. Thank you for ways in which you provide for us all. For Your protection, and love we thank You. Help us to focus our minds on what we are about to learn/review. Inspire us by Your Holy Spirit as we listen and take notes. Guide us by Your Eternal light as we discover more about the world around us. We ask this through Christ our Lord.
Amen.
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Although not promoted by public schools, it is the most popular study technique of high school students, typically used minutes before a test.
Please, please let me pass this test...
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A form of birth control, though highly ineffective.
Prayer: Please, please God, don't let me get pregnant. Oh Jesus, please let my period show up on time.
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The act of Austin Ferguson Praying
They were prayering that they would survial the lasaga
a technique practiced moments before u r gonna be in deep shit
oh shit the condom broke.. better start with a quick prayer!!
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To do nothing and still think you're helping.
Me: Man, I really need to pass this test tomorrow. Can you help me out?
Religious moron: Sure, I'll pray for you.
Me: Why not just help me study? That would actually help.
Religious moron: I'm positive that the grace of God will help you pass the test.
Me: I think God is too busy with everything else in the universe to help me pass a test.
Religious moron: I'll give him a prayer anyway
Me: Why do I hang with you?
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(n). Best known placebo known to mankind.
Little Billy was dying of cancer, so he prayed that God and Jesus would let him live. He died two months later possessing strong, but ultimately useless, hope. Not surprisingly, his prayer was in vain.
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