Prickly Prick

The odd one out of the girls who is a feminist and avoids shaving for months on end. When you question her about it, she goes off at you, like the bitch she is, giving you an unwanted lecture about unwanted social norms.

Did you see the prickly prick yesterday? Her hair legs were worse then my dogs.

A Prickly Prick

It’s basically a cactus.. That’s prickly, and is a prick

Guy: *walks in the desert*

Cactus: Lets fucking pinch him, look at that fuck

Guy: *Gets pinched by the FUCKING CACTUS*

Guy: FUCK SHIT!! Its A Prickly Prick

Guy: *Eats cactus cuz he’s a fucking mad man*