shovel fighting team

A team which consists of ugly women who compete against teams of other ugly women in the sport of shovel fighting. Ugly facial features, missing teeth, facial hair, a manly voice as well as other manly features are common physical traits of shovel-fighters.

Chris- "Man, I met this girl on one of those online dating sites and she looked nothing like her pictures."

John- "Was she really ugly??"

Chris- "Dude, she looked like she was captain of the Russian shovel fighting team!"

A Team fight

A fight that takes place that is intended to end in serious result but after all is agreed to be done, everybody leaves without a single scratch on them.

"did you see those asses trying to act tough against eachother? i thought it was gonna be a bloodbath but they didn't even know how to stick and move....it ended up to be one pathetic "A Team fight"."