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A Whiteside
1. noun: having a large diameter penis. The white mans answer to the long skinny black penis. The whiteside is usually muscular in appearance and can be compared to a pringles can.
2. adjetive: a slang term most often associated with a penis of large girth; capable of increasing vaginal circumference
see also: pringle can, coke can, stalky stub muscle, Matthew's holy hammer
1. Matthew has a whiteside that is so big it gets locked up in his old lady and the firemen have to spray them apart with a firehose. Because of this, he moved to an apartment closer to the fire hydrant.
2. Matthew has a thick bulge in his pants. He must have a whiteside penis.
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A fat middle age man with a beer gut, he makes love with his teenage son secretly and enjoys it more than having sex with his wife. Similar to a Peadophile but the victim (son) doesn't object to to the love sports.
Kid1: Ey dude, did you hear? Micks old man was busted for whiteside!
Kid 2: Yuck. I always thought Mick was a bit wierd.
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Will Whiteside thinks he owns Australia yet he lives in the northern territory.
He reminds us of a crab and his dad is in a wheelchair
Girl 1: Is that Will Whiteside
Girl 2: OMG it is imma Kms
Will Whiteside is commonly known as crabfuck, and is a pro fighter
his favourite word is : Gooderer
The area south of one’s tan line; often exposed when intoxicated, yet not limited to that condition. Exposure of one’s self in revelry and fun.
"He just stripped off of his shorts and jumped in the pool."
"That's what he does at parties, shows his whiteside".
"He is awesome!"
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Jacob is one of the 12 wonderful Magcon boys. Most perfect, nice, loving, loyal, humorous, gorgeous boy out there. Not only with those characterstics, he has an amazing voice that will melt your heart in one second. Any girl would be lucky to have him.
"Do you see Jacob Whitesides up on stage right now?"
"Yes, he's perfect."
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He is one of the sweetest boys ever, he treats any girl like a queen. He gives the best hugs and smells very good. What a lucky girl that will get to marry this sweet boy.
"I met the sweetest boy today, his name was Jacob Whitesides."
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The world's most loved sheep.
Number 22 of the San Francisco Giants. Backup catcher, until 2011 when starting catcher, Buster Posey, was out for the season. 2010 World Champion.
"Eli Whiteside is in the squat puttin' down the signs today."-Duane Kuiper.