A day late and a dollar short

An expression used by those who are with incredible stupidity and of a state of retardation that pairs well with their receding and grotesque hairline

Bafoon:Hey I'm a day late and a dollar short
Regular Person: Shut up

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day late and a dollar short

Means you're too late. Like if a guy likes you and then another one asks you out before him, you say to the first guy, "sorry, day late and a dollar short." So basically, you waited and screwed yourself over.

Guy: Hey, will you go out with me?
Girl: Sorry, day late and a dollar short... Guy 2 just asked me out yesterday.

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