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Wen u can’t dance but want to pull a girl so u try and end up looking like a 45 year old nonce that hunting for someone so young that he finished school and college before they was born
I want to go do a dirty jack
When you bust a nut over your limited edition Samsung smart fridge, so your warm cum drips into the ice container, and then you invite your neighbours over to watch a baked bean spin on the floor, and then they grab some ice to cool their assholes off because they have accidentally sat on the baked bean, but instead of rubbing ice on their asses, it’s warm cum, so they all get pregnant and shit out a small African child, even though none of your neighbours are African.
I did a Dirty Jack yesterday. It was rather splendid, but unfortunately I now have 15 children living in my apartment.
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The act of shoving a stuffed squirrel in your dogs ass therefore making him erect and forcing him to bone your sister while you watch and jerk in the corner
“Wow Brayden just performed a dirty jack!”
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The act of getting it on with a girl in a garden, then having her shove a gnome up your ass.
Yeah he was with Grace last night. He pulled a proper Dirty Jack though.
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The Act of drinking your friend's pee after he mixes it into a coca cola with his penis
Tyler peed in a Coca Cola, mixed it with his dick, and then Garry drank it, in other words, it was a Dirty Jack
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The act of Being sucked off while you play with a girls ass like bongos
I have her a dirty jack last night
The act of incest when jack h shags his sister up the ass whilst his girlfriend is sat in the corner shoving pineapples up her pussy
A person who sleeps with there sister is a dirty jack
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