a hobbo

Doing "a hobbo" is comprised of 3 essential parts:

a) a strong sex drive
b) an ex-girldfriend and or slut
c) masturbation

To succesfully do 'a hobbo' one must be extremely horny and begin mastubating. Within 5 minutes of masturbation a text message is sent out to one or many ex-girlfriends from the past who may or may not be ugly as sin.

A casual sex encounter is arranged for later that night with both parties in agreeance.

Whilst the ex/slut is powdering her nose, having a shower and deciding what to wear for the night (which takes on average between 3-5 hours), the male becomes overwhelmed by his sex drive (also known as ants in pants and furiously masturbates til climax. In some cases, depending on how long the male must wait, this can be repeated multiple times.

By the time the sexual encounter is ready to take place, the male has lost interest and calls off the date to move onto bigger and better things such as the sean treatment.

Mike says (6:42 PM):
fuck i did it again

Mike says (6:42 PM):
i was horny so i semi organised a root with my ex tonight

Mike says (6:42 PM):
but i got over excited, .. i had 3 bats in the last half hour

Mike says (6:42 PM):
and now i dont wanna go

Sean (6:43 PM):
ROFL u did a hobbo on her

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hobbo

abbreviation of hobby condo / an urban apartment kept for recreational purposes by a person who normally resides in the suburbs or rural area / opposite to a hobby farm / not to be confused with "hobo": a person without even one home

A hobbo is like a hobby farm – only for party animals.

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hobbo

1) A lower form of dork; one who sucks assloads. 2) any person who sucks in larger than average ways. (see also: "livejournal whores") plural= hobbos

Jean and Nathan are the ultimate hobbos.

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Hobbos

Contrary to popular Benoni belief, Hobbos is not a word.

It originates from the East Rand of Gauteng in South Africa

“How many sugars would you like in you coffee?”

“Hobbos”

“Just tell me how many you shit-cunt, Hobbos is not a word”

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hobbo

1. A shmuck. A fool. A person in complete denial of the truth, especially when someone calls them a hobbo, and they know damn well that they are the hobbo
2. One who follows hobboism; Jean

Jean, the hobbo, went to her hobbo worship every day, but still denies being a hobbo.

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hobbo

Unlike false belief, the fact the name "Jean" is associated with hobbo is simply Urban Legend. The name is usually more fitting to those tall, spindly folk with names such as "Nathan."

Nathan is the true hobbo.

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Hobbo

A lower income person that look like a homeles person

Eyyy Alex you look like a hobbo
Whats that

You look homless mate

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