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When a girl is mad at you and she swings her foot in-between your legs and a Sharp pain shoots up from your testicles to you stomach making you feel like your going to throw up, you feel like getting up and kicking her and breaking her vagina bone just so she can feel the same pain, but because of the abnormally large pain stops you from moving.( some side effects may be crying, blowing chunkes, rage, and reduced spurm count.
A kick in the nuts happens to every guy least once.
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it not a joke you may need to call life alert
i just got a kick in the nuts and I have fallen and cant get up
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Something a girl does to a boy to either get her way or take revenge for a previous discrepancy. Despite the term "kick" included in the phrase, it can be used to describe any method in which a girl uses her legs to gain a physical advantage over a boy, limited to attacking his nuts. She may use her knee or thigh to overpower her male opponent. Also deployed by males to males, but everyone knows it hurts more when a girl administers it.
1(To get her way): I wouldn't let Amy do it her way, but my tune changed when she kicked me in the nuts under the table.
2(To take revenge): He never made fun of Amy again, after she kneed him in the nuts.
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One of the greatest shows ever created. It consists of a man wearing a fake orange afro kicking random people in the nuts.
(orange fro man runs up and kicks a guy in the nuts)
guy kicked: What are you doing?? Im calling the cops.
orange fro: Dude, no, dude don't call the cops, (points to the camera)......sir, youve just been kicked in the nuts.
guy kicked: oooooooh, I sure have! That was awesome, I've been kicked in the nuts!
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it hurts, you fall down and cant get up
lads fear a kick in the nuts from their girlfriends
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When someone uses a swift movement of their foot to pulverize another persons testicles. this will usually immobilise the kickee.
If you don't shut up you are goning to get a kick in the nuts.
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a good way for a girl to start a deadly lifelong blood feud.
she tried to set me up for failure, and when that didn't work, she kicked me in the nuts, so that's why I cut all her hair off, your honor.
CASE DISMISSED.
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