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Some one of simple nature that does not have the basic instincts to navigate themselves through life.
Bromandudeguy1: Why is Simple Jack eating toothpaste?
Bromandudeguy2: Because Simple Jack is a real poptart.
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the single item of food that got me through college
ive only got 4 poptarts left for the next 2 weeks im gonna die
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hard on the surface, but soft in the middle. a person who wants others to perceive them as hardcore, but in reality, this person is really a little bitch.
you a poptart. i eat you for breakfast.
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fruity rectangle figures that usually get your day started and makes you want to have more in the middle of the day.
Me 3 hours ago (damn your poptarts!)
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The best fucking shit you will ever taste in your life.
Dude, why did you eat my fucking poptart?
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A person who pops in and out of your life at his or her convenience.
Woman #1: "I haven't heard from this guy in weeks. Now he wants to meet up."
Woman #2: rolls eyes "He's such a poptart...what a loser...block him."