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(negative expression)
1. A situation difficult to deal with in which the result will normally be unsatisfactory.
2. A task which is very difficult to do.
Tomorrow's exam is going to be a punch in the dick
A punch, slap, reverse spank, flick, or swat at the genital area of a man or woman. The authority of the hit is not important, as it will take some time for the victim to completely feel the effects.
Jerk. You about to take a punch in the dick.
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A pejorative term for a female who is deemed sexually promiscuous.
My ex-girlfriend is a punching bag for dicks.
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An attack that involves a throat punch that is delivered to the dick instead of the throat. It's so deadly and incomprehensible to normal humans that you can't even understand it.
Person 1: Dude where's Keith? I haven't seen him in a week.
Person 2:He got a throat punch in the dick, he'll be in the hospital for a while, he needs ball replacement surgery.
Person 1:Dude that sucks.
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When a girl takes so much dick, therefore her pussy has become a punching bag for cocks.
She got banged by all the bros, what a punching bag of dicks.
The ultimate retaliation to any offensive action. Punching a male in the dick is many times seen as a cowardly move but depending the situation can also be used as a humiliation tactic. The phrase has been popularized by the musical group "Juicy Karkass" who actually has a song titled "Punch 'em in the dick", and is about punching people in the dick.
Juicy karkass quotes:
"...Yo look at that chump, see the way that he struts? Don't kick him in the rump, go nuts on his nuts..."
"...but you aint gotta be a dude, shit I'll dick punch a chick..."
"...fuck Sun Tzu you wanna learn the art of war? Just punch em in the dick..."
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To crave or desire a man's penis usually in a sexual way normally though sexual intercourse. Wive's of men will say this to their husbands often to avoid suspicion that they desire another man's penis.
Husband: That guy's an asshole. Wife: I really want to punch him in the dick!
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