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A Rusty Venture is a highly disputed sex move, discussed in the Venture Brothers episode Operation P.R.O.M.
The running joke throughout the episode is that no one seems to know whether a Rusty Venture is a gay or straight move, involves feces or a turkey baster, etc.
Escort: I'm gonna give you a Rusty Venture.
Brock Samson: Don't believe the hype. A Rusty Venture is the name for when you jerk off so much your dick gets red and sore."
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A specific sexual act, possibly created by Colonel Horace Gentleman and Tennessee Williams back in P-Town. The exact details of what constitutes a "Rusty Venture" are in question, but here are several possible answers:
*Note* Most of the descriptions listed are gay sexual acts.
1. When you jerk off so much your dick gets all red and sore. - Brock's description (and widely believed to be the real one due to it being the only act that could likely be something Rusty himself has done).
2. When you take your finger and run it around a guy's asshole while you jack the guy off into his own mouth. - The Alchemist's description
3. A Snake Venom - Shoreleave's description
4. A Double Frogman - Colonel Gentleman's description
5. When you fist a guy then open up your hand inside his ass and grab. Whatever you come out with you rub on his dick. - Watch's description
6. When you take a girl out for a huge dinner but you don't let her use the restroom. Then you have anal sex with her and she poops all over your dick. So right when you're about to get off you take it out and blow shit-cum on her back. That's the rusty part. The venture part is where you eat that junk off her back without using your hands. - Ward's description
7. A handjob that involves rubbing shit all over a guy's dick, a turkey baster, and both parties eating their way through something while in a bathtub. - Triana's description
I'm gonna give you a Rusty Venture!
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Sex move from The Venture Bros. named after the show's main character. There are various definitions:
1) When you run your finger around a guy's ass while you jerk the guy off into his own mouth.
2) When two guys 69 and fill each other's mouths with cum, turn over then blow cum into each other's asshole.
3) Take a scuba snorkel and put your dick in the bendy mouth part, then you sneak the other end right up your back address, then you shove the snorkel up your ass and jerk yourself off at the same time.
4) When you fuck a guy then stick your hand up his ass, and then whatever you come out with you rub on his dick.
5) A straight move: when you take a girl out for a huge dinner then you don't let her go to the can. Then you have anal sex with her and she poops all over your dick. Right when you pull out, you rub the shit on her back. That is the "Rusty" part of the act. The "Venture" part is when you eat that junk off her back without using your hands.
6) When you jerk off so much your dick gets all red and sore.
Shore leave: We used to throw Rusty Venture parties in the Castro
The Alchemist: Denied! Asking for a Rusty Venture right out of the gate?
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When you masturbate so much that your dick turns red.
-Brock Samson
What is a "Rusty Venture" from Operation P.R.O.M.
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Is when you jack off so hard that your penis turns red and sore.
She gave me a Rusty Venture but it was so worth it.
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From the Adult Swim comedy "The Venture Brothers", it's when a guy jerks off so much his dick gets all red and sore.
Hooker: "I'm gonna give you a rusty venture"
Brock Sampson: "Don't believe the hype honey, a rusty venture is when you jerk off so much your dick gets all red and sore."
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A sex act. Has a variety of definitions depending on your region in the States, but it's generally associated with male homosexual sex. The term originated in the 80s, possibly started by "Horace Gentlemen" out of Provincetown, Massachusetts. Whenever The Rusty Venture is brought up in conversation, they almost always argue about what exactly it is.
Depending on who you ask and in what region of the States, a Rusty Venture is:
1) taking your finger and running it around a guy's asshole while you jerk the guy off and he's uncircumcised
2) where two men 69 and they fill each others mouths with seamen, then turn over and blow splooge into each other's assholes (not to be confused with a Snake Venom)
3) where you take a SCUBA snorkel and put your dick in the mouthpiece, then snake the other end up into your ass, then jerk off until you manage to ejaculate into your own ass (not to be confused with a Double Frogman)
4) when you jerk a guy off, clench his semen in your fist, shove your hand into his ass, open your fist, and whatever you come out with, rub it on his ass cheeks
5) conversely, a straight sex position that involves a "Rusty" part and a "Venture part. The Rusty part is where a man takes a girl out for a huge dinner, but then not let her go to the bathroom. Then he has anal sex with her, she she shits on his dick. He pulls out and ejaculates on her back. The "Venture" part is where he eats that mess off her back without using his hands.
6) when two people fill a tub with questionable content (syrup, shit, etc), have lots of sex in said tub, then eat the content of the tub with turkey basters
7) a handjob in which the dick in question is covered in shit
8) when a man masturbates so much that his dick gets all red and sore
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