A person who is Caucasian, like girls and male and usually privileged and they think their not privileged
Iβm a straight white male women want rights and gays want....kids? What, can you just leave us alone and no to the things you asked for
Iβm so unlucky my wife bought me the new iPhone with and I-pod touch case
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a group of people which the media associates with the cause of their problems.
SJW: if you are Straight, White, and a Male, then you are literally hitler, and are a disgrace to humanity.
Straight White Males: Hi
SJW:"Triggered"
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1 : a person who is of male sex, white skin color and is heterosexual
2 : a person who is of male sex, white skin color and is heterosexual, but is also lazy, racist, mysogynistic, and/or has other negative attributes (commonly used by radical feminists)
Joe: "Hey, wanna get some coffee?"
Chad: "Sure!"
Emily: "YOU ARE A STRAIGHT WHITE MALE! YOU ARE THE ROOT CAUSE OF ALL THE INEQUALITY IN THIS WORLD! YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF FOR EXISTING!"
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Name usually starts with a J, K, A, or B.
Watches football. Makes their voice deeper. Would send someone a dick pic unprovoked. Is a fuckboy. Plays COD
βBro! Look at that guy wearing a football jersey named Josh!β
βNo way bro thatβs a straight white male!β
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a man who only likes vaginal intercourse that is caucasian
oh bro, i wish i was white on Straight White Male Day
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People who often can't take their own medicine or accept that they're not oppressed.
Mike: "Lmao if only white people could season their food!"
John: "IF THE ROLES WERE REVERSED, YOU'D CALL ME A RACIST! STUPID racial slur!"
Mike: "They already are, stfu man. Straight cis white males really are the biggest snowflakes."
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World's biggest problem and disgust. Showers with a 3in1 shampoo, and probably uses nor/mal pronouns, doesn't respect women, gay people, says ''No homo'', or the n-word.
Amy: Did you saw that Straight Cis White Male?
Hannah: OMG, yes he is so disgusting!
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