Stack two, opened 16 oz. cans of Steel Reserve on top of one another. Lube your anus and sit on the cans so that they are both anally inserted. Then proceed to do 15 jumping jacks. Finally squat over a large bowl and with a slight push eject the cans and frothy beer. Remove the cans and drink the beer and whatever else is in the bowl.
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