S'd

Short form for stoned. Potheads have created this word as they found using short forms made it easier to comunicate with one another.

"look at you man, your fucking s'd!"
"im soooo s'd right now"
"lets get some taco bell for after we get super s'd"
"black guys eyes always look like they are s'd."

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s'd in the b

Screwed in the butt

"We are s'd in the b!" yelled Detective Jacob Peralta to his fellow colleagues.

~ Brooklyn Nine Nine

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Jesse s'd

The act of posting a completely uninformed statement, then attacking anyone who opposes it and victimizing oneself for mock sympathy. This ignoramus will then board the whambulance and ride home to mommy, where he will try to flame people for any of the following:

a. their superior taste in music
b. their gender
c. their sexual orientation
d. all of the above

Any attempts to retaliate against someone who has Jesse S.'d it will automatically be followed by "U R STALKING ME ZOMG U NAZI"

"man, I just totally got Jesse S'd by a douchebag on this website."

"dude, that sucks. Did you tell the dude to go buy a hooker and get laid for once in his life?"

"nah dude, he got on the whambulance before I could respond."

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S'd his D

Meaning Sucked His Dick.
A really stupid thing to say when you don't want to say the whole word because it's too dirty. May also make you get mocked really bad if you actually said it to someone.

Julie: Hey you S'd his D aye?
Opal: What? What are you talking about you retard? What are you, 12?

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