A-ROD SYNDROME

When you're really good at what you do...yet it fails to make those around you better...or produce winning results.

DRINKIN BUDDY 1:"What do Barry Bonds,John Kerry,Jim Kelly,& Carly Fiorina have in common?"

DRINKIN BUDDY 2:"'Dunno...A-ROD SYNDROME?"

DB 1:"Co-rrect!Next ones' on me."

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steel rod syndrome

when you are highly intoxicated, but not too intoxicated, and you can fuck for countless hours without getting off, meanwhile your girl gets off 3 times and thinks you're a god.

last night i had 14 beers, it was awesome i fucked jenna later that night and the steel rod syndrome kicked in, we went for 7 hours!

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rod stewart syndrome

Having an upset stomach.
Term coined after a celebrity had to have their stomach pumped after consuming too much semen.

Male #1: What happened dude? You didn't make it last night.
Male #2: My "Rod Stewart Syndrome" was flaring up again.

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