A01 ling ling goofy phumper

The “A01” stands for “ain’t 0 way”. The rest stands for when something doesn’t go your way or when you’re in disbelief. Similar to, “damn it”, and “for real”

Friend: I hooked up with your mom last night.

You: A01 bruh, you cappin’, ling ling goofy phumper.

Friend: On god I did.

You: A01 ling ling goofy phumper.