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when you know your going to get oral sex so you trim your pubes before save the clippings and right before you cum you pull out of the bitchs mouth come on her chin and then stick the pubes on the cum.
I Ab Lincolned that bitch last night and she still wanted me to fuck her.
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When shaving your pubes you completely shave the area from the dick up and leave a little hair on your balls, therefore creating the look of Abe Lincoln.
When I showed her my Abe Lincoln she dropped her Gettysburg a dress.
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The Abe Lincoln is to shave your pubes and put them in a bag. Then keep the bag and, after ejaculating on a girls face, pour the bag on her face instantly giving her a beard.
Dude I just gave that bitch the Abe Lincoln
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When a girl in front of you is annoying you at the movie theater, you whip it out rub out a good one and shoot her in the back of the head, just like Abe Lincoln.
I went to Batman: The Dark Knight this chick wouldn't shut up so I gave her an Abe Lincoln.
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when you jizz on your partner, (or unconcious friends) face and then proceed to shave off yours or their pubic hair and apply it to their semen covered area, thus resembling a beard. to add to the "abe lincoln" effect, then take a large dump on their head to reveal the form of a top hat.
That bitch sam gave me a hefty turkish hammer so i knocked the muppet out and proceeded to give him the abe lincoln look
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When a black chick is giving you head, and after you blow your load you say "You're free to go."
I gave that bitch a bit of the ol' Abe Lincoln last night.
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To get one tapped in the back of the head.
Damn bro smoke just Abe Lincolned Ash.
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