AERONAUTICAL INTERCOURSE WITH A ROLLING PASTRY

When you are so fucking mad at someone for being in your way, stepping on your foot, bumping into you without apologizing or cutting you off in traffic .....

You simply MUST inform the offender of the most logical action they need to take to immediately get the living FUCK out of your way!!!

Literally, WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A FLYING FUCK WITH A ROLLING DONUT??!!!??

Greg trips over his own feet; lurching sideways and desperately grasping for balance with a tray full of Starbuck$ coffee - continues to fall, spilling it all over Mitch and knocking him over - both of them landing on the floor.

Mitch responded by screaming at that cluster-fuck, Greg,

WHY DON'T YOU GO HAVE AERONAUTICAL INTERCOURSE WITH A ROLLING PASTRY , YOU JACK-WAGON??!!!!??

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