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The toast of the Eerste Divisie. Incapable of competing in top-flight Dutch football, conference play, or even MLS 4. An embarrassment to Flemish-speakers everywhere.
My wife left me, I got fired from my job, my car broke down, and my children won't talk to me but at least I'm not AFC Ajax!
Greatest Dutch Football Club based in Amsterdam.
Dutch 1: Vvivianen is better
Dutch 2: AFC Ajax has more UCL