AIDS Shank

When a person with AIDS defends themselves by plunging a knife into their own skin, then uses it to threaten whoever is threatening them with the now AIDS infected weapon.

Murderer: I'm going to stab you!
AIDS guy: *stabs self and hold out the bloody knife* Try it and I'll give you my AIDS.
Murderer: Whoa whoa, calm down, man. I'll leave you alone.
AIDS guy: You'd better, or you'll be AIDS-ified by my AIDS Shank.

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