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A giant flying sardine can for people with wind turbines as wings. Also many people have died in them :)
I died in an Airplane crash:)
How tf you are talking to me?
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A thing in the night sky that most people pretend are shooting stars because they can really use a wish right now
Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky’s are shooting stars I could really use a wish right now wish right now wish right now
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Can we pretend that Airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? 💜💙
Twilight: “M-Mordecai...can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? 😞”
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A vehicle that is better than a woman in every way possible.
It also goes fast and is the safest vehicle statistically.
I had to choose between the wife and an airplane I found the airplane to be cheaper.
I'm glad I have an airplane it never complains like the girlfriend.
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A huge heavy metal penis with wings that somehow manages to suspend itself in the air for large quantities of time, and within its airtight, claustrophobic confines, holds many people who are likely to vomit, drool as they sleep on you shoulder, and talk excessively until you have an overwhelming desire to commit suiside.
"Hey joe how was your trip?"
"Well, on the airplane, the guy in front of me blew chunks all over his laptop, the fat sweaty guy next to me fell asleep on my lap and kept trying to steal my peanuts, and the woman behind me was relating every second of her boring-ass company birthday party from the moment she turned off her alarm clock to the second she washed the triple chocolate cake from her fat ass when she got home."
"... so a pretty average normal trip then, huh?"
"Yea, pretty much."
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When a man is elevated above a woman normally ontop of a bookshelf or a locker or even a building. The man jumps off and lands perfectly in the womans vag.
I was up all night doing the airplane...only worked a few times.
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Also referred to as "The Airplane"
While playing Foosball and one side gets shut out, the losing side must:
1. spread their arms to their side.
2. yell "airplane" while running around the entire room.
Nate and Kevin had to do the airplane twice last night.
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