Airpods

An expensive apple item you have put in your ears to be immune to broke people.

Person 1 : Hey Austin, you know where I can get some apple earbuds?

*Has AirPods in* Austin : Sorry, What was that? I don’t speak broke *Shrug*

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Airpods

Apple makes these earbuds without wires for people who can't afford the wire.

Girl: Did you see Devin's airpods, that's so hot.

Boy: That's not hot, he can't afford the wire.

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Airpods

The device used by fuckboys

"Look at him becky he has airpods he must be a rich fuckboy"

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Airpods

. What broke people don’t have

“They don’t fall out” -all AirPods users

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Airpods

A visual sign of being a douche

Airpods are only used by douchey people

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Airpods

Something people in debt buy just to look cool. Typically they also carry around the newest iPhone to show off further how far into debt they are.

Person 1: Oh god, not another AirPods user.
Person 2: At least I'm not broke.
Person 1: What was that? I don't speak "In Debt".

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Airpods

An apple item in which the user can't afford the wire. And can't speak broke.

Me:Hey Kev-
Kevin:What? You👉 want to speak 🗣 with me?😂 Well I got airpods☁️, sorry 🙏😓💦, don't 🚫 speak 🗣 broke. Byeeeee 🤣😆🤗
Me:What the fuck??

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