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People from outerspace. Generally peace loving and wise, they've come to Earth because we've got velcro and they love that shit
I've got some Aliens living in my basement
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Far out dudes that love some good kush. Can be often seen flyin around in their saucerz stoned af looking for some dank weed that humans crop. Their language consists of 'Ayy' and "lmao' said in varying lengths and tones.
Bro 1: Yo dude I'm so high I'm talking to aliens
Bro 2: Nah man they're trying to steal your joint
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Little people, similar looking to Oompa Loompas, except with 5 extra arms and are capable of shape shifting. In ancient times they came to populate earth, and to achieve this, they killed all dinosaurs, However later on they were scared off by Jesus. In recent years, they have returned, abandoning one of their own here in disguise as Justin Bieber.
Yeah, They were killed by the same aliens who brought us Justin Bieber!
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Visitors from another a different planet. That take deep interest in the human race. They are known to come in all shapes and sizes and abduct people usually at night. However not all extraterrestrials have intentions of harming people, in fact some want to help strengthen are race before we become a tragedy.
Agent Scully: Molder what is that you saw?
Agent Mulder: Scully I think I saw Aliens!
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We need space force to take these aliens back to were they came from
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Adjective. Something strange and unfamiliar or inexplicable.
Josh: You ate 15 twinkies in a minute?
Jeff: (mouth full, nodding)
Josh: That is fuckin aliens!
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