Almost Raped

\ al*most raped \ ( awl-mohst reypt )
- adv, adj
A female's frequent or possibly perpetual state of existence, the onset of which is usually triggered when anything happens to her, and brings about feelings of unwarranted apprehension, self-importance, and self-pity. Specifically, the possible criteria to qualify as being almost raped include the female: being in public, being glanced at by a male, nearly being glanced at by a male, presiding within 100 feet of a male, conversing with one or more other females who are or were almost raped, or recalling anyone the female has previously dated and currently dislikes.

"That guy was totally eyeing me with his peripheral vision! Can you believe it? I was almost raped!"

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almost rape

When some creepy guy almost sticks it in your butt, but by some divine intervention your mom runs out into the backyard just in time to save your precious assholes virginity.

I know a guy named Miles who got almost raped.

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