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Has a huge Dick that other people swallow
Alonso gets his dick sucked
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A north american, usually mexican, video game obsessed child. Also is a naive child who doesn't know what a hard drive is. Also known to love sony own 3 playstation 3s and 4 PSPs.
Dude: I need a PS3
Dudette: There must be an alonso on our street that we can steal one from
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Alonso is a name for a sweet cute shy guy. He likes hanging out in groups, so he doesn’t have to be in the spotlight, he plays guitar and is semi athletic. He wears glasses, and most people think he is a nerd. He’s cute with or without his glasses and his smile is super sweet. After you open up a bit about yourself, you can really have a good conversation with him. He is strong and definitely caring. Spending time with him is always fun. He’s awkward and shy, but definitely sweet and someone you want to hang out with.
Hey! Did you see that guy??? Total sweetheart!
Ya! No wonder his parents named him Alonso!
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The name of my biggest crush!!!!
1:hey what is biggest crush u have?
2:yea Alonsoo is my biggest crush
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The best friend you can ever have, a very nice and funny friend. a very attractive, short, white skin and happy guy. someone who makes you smile and laugh. the most intelligent man in the universe. the greatest person you could find. if you have an Alonso in your life you can consider yourself the most lucky person. One of the ones that I need and love the most.
Alonso is my BFF and I love him
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A computer genius that often is used as tech support. He also comonly knows tons about Nintendo and detests Sony. He's commonly from South America.
Phil: Goddamn it I can't (do something with my computer or somthing to do with Nintendo)
Chuck: Call Alonso, Dude
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Is a big cinephile that prefers watching movies than dealing with people and has a cat, he is a big nerd and loves to eat. it can also be use as a adjective or verb
that is very Alonso of you
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