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Owners of most of the rendering plants used to make pet food. They are all multi-millionaires, but you wouldn't know it to look at them.
Samuel Stolfutz made over 80 million last year in a deal with Purina. Man... I wish I was Amish!
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A group of religious people who think that shiny things or clothes that are any color other than black and white will get you a one way ticket to hell. They believe that drawing attention to themselves is a sin, yet their very existence causes people to stare at them. Some can have tractors but they can't have rubber tires on them, because God hates tires. Their women have no idea what a razor blade or a tampon is. Electricity is evil.
I saw this Amish chick in the grocery store the other day. She had more hair on her legs than a mountain gorilla and smelled like a beached carp.
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When the electricity goes out
Yo man, after that thunderstorm we went Amish for almost three house.
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Pennsylvania-Dutch people who wear black clothing, ride horses-and-buggies and believe that electicity is the spawn of Satan.
Amish people are still stuck in the ninteenth century.
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an industrious people that everyone enjoys staring at in dumb, curious silence
The news reporters stared at the Amish all day.
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A religion that doesn't bathe or use modern convenience.
What goes clippity-clop, bang-bang, clippity-clop? An Amish drive-by shooting!
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The dumbest thing since scientology.
that amish guy wont shave and his pubic hair peeps out of his pants.
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