An Inch

An Inch is huge, easily the largest measurement known to man, an inch can do a lot, it really can. I’m simply lost for words typing this just thinking of the Colossal size an inch brings.

Don’t worry about what the girls say, listen to the boys, an inch is huge.

Inch for Inch

When two men compare penis sizes as a show of dominance

Originated by sincerelymarquise

You keep chatting but you won’t go inch for inch with me

Bro keeps ducking the inch for inch

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Inches

What girls say to other girls with long hair

Keke:why tamia mom let her get a sew in?
Lysha:girl that’s real hair
Keke:dangggg she got inches!

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inch

a unit of currency that describes the thickness of a stack of one-hundred dollar bills used as payment for services rendered by very good prostitutes; coined in the film The World Is Not Enough

Zukovsky: Bull, give them an inch.
Bull gives each girl an inch-thick stack of cash, and the three of them start to leave.
Zukovsky: And make sure they lose it in this casino, huh?

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inches

Used to define how many hours you are working that day, usually used when a shift is long. It is meant to convey the feeling of working in a low-paid, mindless job for long hours, and the feeling of being raped by your multinational corporation scum employer by an inch per hour.

Homebase Employee 1: "dude, how long are you working today?"
Homebase Employee 2: "the whole 8 inches"
Homebase Employee 1: "Shit man, that is RAPE!"

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Inches

When one is going for a run with comrads, one can use the term inches in place of minutes. The number of inches is proportional to the length of the run. 90 minutes would be about 9 inches, while 30 minutes would represent about 4 inches. The conversion factor may change depending on one's own opinions.

1. Dude, I ran a 15:20 5k yesterday, my legs are shot, lets only go for like 4 inches.

2. -Yo, you want to go for a moderately long run?
- yeah, definitely, lets go like 8 inches.

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Inch

Adjective to describe somebody who is cocky, rude, and derogatory, and in a situation where he/she is putting down others or making fun of the situation.

Person A: Yo, what happened to you, you used to be so skinny and now you so fat
Person B: Why you so inch

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