anal rupture

When someone has too much But sex that Their anus starts to bleed or that their Ass starts to hurt so much they can't sit.

Jack: "man my butt hurts so much doctor! I don't know why it hurts." Doctor:"have you had butt sex recently?" Jack:"yeah. Why?" Docter: "it seems you have an anal rupture

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Anal Rupture

One day, oh just a normal day! Then? BOOM! POP POP! WAIT WHAT! OH NO MY ASS IS RIPPED OUT, I GOTTA GO TOO THE DOC. I SHOULDA LISTENED TOO THE WIFE AND TOOK THE CORKSCREW OUTTA MY ASS! AND NOW I HAVE ANAL RUPTURE! GODDAMNIT MAN!

You feel a massive drop and pop in your ass, aKa, A Anal Rupture, and honestly, theres nothing too do… your screwed. Don’t mind the pun, but its quite truthful
WHY MAN WHY ME? WHY DID I HAVE TOO BLOW UP LITERALLY! IDK WHAT TOO DO I MEAN MY ANAL HAD A RUPTURE, A RIPOUT IF YOY MUST!