and my axe!

superfluously tacked on to pretty much any sentence that ends in a noun.

Guy: we can take my car.
Person: AND MY AXE!

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and my axe

From LotR: The Fellowship of the Ring. When you are making a plan and someone decides that they want to be in on this plan, they say 'AND MY AXE' in a heavy scottish accent.

Leader: So we are going to sneak in here at night, put gnomes all over this dude's garden, get out again, are you all in?

Everyone else (in unison): AND MY AXE!!!

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my axe

my axe is a song from the good band, ICP (Insane Clown Posse) it was a good song till these fatass mainstream bitches overused the song on the toxic app "Tik Tok" one even made a remake of it, sounds pretty ass to me- might as well scratch a glass plate with fork and call it music with that shit lmao

Emo bitch: "Hey have you listened to my axe by ICP!? It's pretty good!!"

Juggalo: "Shut the fuck up"

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get my axe

The words that Negan says to Rick when we all realize that's Rick is his BITCH

(Throws axe out of R.V) "Get my axe😡"

playing my axe

Playing my guitar (see Buddy Guy - "Just Playing My Axe")

"I was just playing my axe!"

you have my axe

An expression of support for someone, referencing Gimli in Lord of the Rings.

"I am going to write a strongly worded e-mail complaining about the withdrawal of Cheetoh Flavored Mountain Dew."
"You have my axe."