APPLES AND BANANAS

I LIKE TO EAT EAT EAT APPLES AND BANANAS

I LIKE TO EAT EAT EAT APELES AND BANAYZ

I LIKE TO EAT EAT EAT OOPLES AND BANOONOOS

I LIKE TO EAT EAT EAT EEPLES AND BENEENEES

PERSON 1: "Whats your favorite food?"
PERSON 2: "UPULEZ AND BUNUNUS"
PERSON 1 "APPLES AND BANANAS"

apple jesus banana disorder

Apple Jesus Banana Disorder is a disorder that makes you hallucinate about apples and bananas, and the only cure is Jesus.

“I have Apple Jesus Banana Disorder.”

Apple Orchard Banana Cat Dance 8663

A catchy phrase Marshall (from the CBS show How I Met Your Mother) uses to remember his password to access the results of his bar exam. The password in fact was aobcd8663.

"Dude what's my password?"

"Just remember apple orchard banana cat dance 8663"

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apples cherries and bananas

When my friend Maximus is high as hell and wont tell me how many fucking blunts he smoked

-from emily 2-17-16

Emily: your mad cracked out guys how much did you smoke
Max: I didnt smoke anything onlu apples cherries and bananas
Emily:your a real crackhead

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Apples? Bananas?

Something your math teacher replies with when you give them a dry number as your answer.

Teacher: What's 7x7?
Student: 49
Teacher: 49 what? apples? bananas?
Student: ...

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