National tell your crush you like them day ππ
ITS APRIL 23rd YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
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National slap your tall friend day
Man: βHey itβs April 23rd!β
Man: βAwe man!β
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April 23rd is beat the crap out of an asshole guy day. Because all these whiny bitches we call men are making holidays celebrating raping women I propose we make a holiday of beating the living hell out of any guy who rapes or assaults people on their so called holidays.
Ow! Jodi why did you punch me?
Because today is April 23rd, not so great to be touched or hurt without consent huh steve.
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You're one lucky duck! Shakespeare was known to be born April 23, 1564 and died April 23, 1616. (Baptized on the 26!)
Hey, you're born April 23rd? You're like a Shakespeare!
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This is the day when Larry leaps from his bed craving penis, he will bite and yell to do anything he can to eat your junk. Watch out.
Aw fuck, we canβt have sex in the tire itβs APRIL 23RD, The Larry will eat your 2 inch poker Jim
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National Sunglasses Day. Everyone gets to wear and appreciate sunglasses. π
Dude where are your sunglasses?
Why it isnβt even that sunny outside?
Its April 23rd, National Sunglasses Day!
Short friend: punch* tall friend: What was that for??! Short friend : it's April 23rd :D