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The stuck-up UK exam board who test their new bastard-lovechild examination specifications on unwilling students, often negatively impacting their grades. The bastard one-night-stand love-child of OCR and EDEXEL. They can often be found changing their specification every two years for a laugh.
Boy: I just did a physics exam!
Girl: Like the one my sister did last year!
Boy: No, it's an AQA, they've changed the specification. Again.
Girl: Shame.
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The fucked up GCSE exam board that sells revision guides for all subjects, making life easy for KS3. Then kills the hopes and dreams of ALL Year 11 students, because they decide to put, what looks like a whole new exam specification, into the upcoming GCSE’s to “see how it looks”.
Students:
Diffusion..Osmosis..Mitosis..Cancer
AQA:
*gives students two cubes* How does a bacteria cell and a multicellular cell differentiate when using diffusion?
Year 11’s: *starts to cry*
Since when were fucking cells multidimensional and shaped like cubes?
UK examination board. It is responsible for 99% of children's hopes and dreams being shattered to pieces. If you're being examined by AQA, you'll fucking know it. AQA will hunt you down, and destroy what little hope you had for your school life. In short, the world would be a better place without this insane, demoralising, and painfully dull examining board.
Hey there! I'm AQA! Now prepare for the next six years of your life to be spent in a stuffy hall doing shit you hate along with 200 other students that are also doing shit THEY hate too! AND your future depends on it. Good luck, kiddo!
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A test in 2016's GCSE's that had barely anything to do with biology, but more about pissed rats
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AQA Biology, how well do you know your business studies?
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AQA, being the shittest exam board ever known to humanity, did GCSEs to suck the life out of everyone in Year 11.
On the fateful morning of 16 May 2023, Biology Paper 1 is being done across the country. Instead of asking things on the fucking specification, AQA decided it would be a good idea to ask 16 year olds about anabolic steroids, leaf discs, types of chlorophyll, wavelength tables and disorder S, as well as asking Paper 2 stuff like sexual and asexual reproduction, while seemingly ignoring half of the bloody specification. Overall, this paper killed many hopes and dreams of year 11s, but hopefully it will lower the grade boundaries.
Student A: 2023 AQA Biology Paper 1 is finally here, how did you do?
Student B: Athlete D is jacked as hell fam
to sexually assault or abuse (a person, especially a child).
an outrageous violation.
unlawful sexual activity carried out forcibly (with a person).
synonyms: molest, rape, abuse, assault, violate, injure, harm
"I just got AQQd"
"He said he was gonna AQA her"
"Did you see that guy on the news who got arrested for AQAing a someone"
"She got AQQd"