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So unknown that it's better to tell people you're just from D.C.
"Where are you from?"
"Arlington."
"Where?"
"Virginia."
"What?"
"D.C."
"Oh, have you met the president?"
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verb, intr: said of a street that changes names or suddenly ends leaving you lost or stranded. Based on the large number of streets in Arlington Virginia that have these characteristics.
I was driving up Georgia Avenue and suddenly it arlingtoned into 7th St!! Where the hell am I now?
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Official home of the Texas Rangers, Dallas Cowboys, and UT - Arlington which is the 2nd largest university in the UT system and the fastest growing university in the state of Texas.
Also the largest city in the Nation with no mass transit system (trains, buses, etc).
Also known as Aggtown
I'm from Arlington bitches! You better recognize!
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A man who is confident yet funny. He’s very pretentious and domineering. A douchebag to the the core. He has many redeeming qualities however, such as the size of his schlong and his “giving” nature.
Dude, did you check out Arlington at the club last night? No wonder he has all those ho’s chasing his schlong!
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A small dink town in Washington state filled with bitches, and skanks, and where everyone tokes up on a daily bases. Where verybody wears kandii and wishes they went to raves. Where the mayor doesn't feel it necesary to send snow plows out even when the snow is two feet deep.
You: Where are you from?
Me: Arlington, Washington.
You: ...Where?
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A small town in Nebraska with a population of around 1500 that is made up of hicks, where everyone knows everyone else's business. Located in the middle of nowhere and visitors will discover that their football team, the Eagles, suck ass.
Bobby: "Hey I'm driving to Arlington, Nebraska today."
Joey: "Haha fucker, sucks for you."
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A swanky hotel in 19th century Potsdam, NY. Now a Bohemian paradise with terrible landlords.
"Where did you get the idea for tatoo?"
"Around day 4 of that pirate party at the Arlington."
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