as my dick

when something is very drastic, good in taste or exciting.

yo man that sandwich was delicious AS MY DICK

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On My Dick

A phrase used to explain a situation where person is very infactuated with you and in return becomes somewhat of a nuisance.

"Oh my god, Michelle wont stop calling me! she is on my dick!!!"

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My Dick

Is non-existent

I am female

My dick is non-existent because I am female

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My Dick

The reason most of those bitches are on Maury in the first place.

Damn right you are not the father! But go ahead and take care of it, because my dick has places to be.

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My dick

Is fucking awsome

My dick *points to crotch* right here.

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My dick

Is small

Bc my dick is hard

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My Dick

A rap song by Mickey Avalon, that brags about the wonders of a large dick, and degrades those unfortunate enough to have a small, otherwise useless pecker.

My dick: cost a late night fee
Your dick: got the HIV

My dick: like an M16
Your dick: broken vending machine

My dick: sick and dangerous
Your dick: quick and painless

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