ASAP no Aesop

Doing something as soon as possible with as least amount of bullshit as possible.

ASAP - as soon as possible.

Aesop - fables = stories = excuses = bullshit.

Hey Henry, Lemme see you in my office. Listen, I need those reports ASAP no Aesop!

Yo man, this is bullshit! I don’t have time for nonsense. Lemme get that shit ASAP no Aesop.