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Colder than fucking cold, So cold that the wind feels like a willow switch to the ass
It's like when you go into the northern woods for a few hours to hunt. When you get back up to go home you have to look behind you and make sure your ass wasn't left behind. That is ass cold
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Chronic Diarrhia or other lower GI issues
Dude what's the matter with you, this is like your forth trip to the bathroom this morning?
Dude I can't shake this ass cold.
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The coldest of cold. Colder than butt ass freezing.When you walk outside and you want to cry from the wind and cold temperatures.
Do I have to walk the dog? It's butt ass cold out there.
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When it is so cold outside you feel like your tits are going to freeze off because its as cold and an Eskimo's ass taking a shit in a snowstorm.
Dang it's titty ass cold out here! It must be like 30 degrees below freezing!
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When it's obscenely cold outside.
Colder than "Friggin Cold" but not quite as cold as "Balls Frozen To Inner Thigh Cold".
I walked outside this morning to go to class and it was butt-ass cold outside! I feel bad for the local *urban outdoorsmen.
*Homeless population.
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When you are outdoors and it is incredibly cold out.
DAMN! its butt-ass cold out!
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When it's so cold outside that your butt cheeks freeze together
It must be freezing-ass cold outside cause my butt cheeks froze together.