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ATMzoned

Like being friendzoned but you're seen as an ATM and not even a friend, it's the worst feeling in the world. Bitches who do this shit are gold diggers often do it to a LOT of guys who they lead on and see as "options", have been passed around like community twat, and cannot commit to relationships, let alone plans. One would have to be a real simp to keep entertaining such gold diggers.

guy 1: "Hey bro you still talk to kaitlyn?"
guy 2: "Fuck no man she only hits me up when she needs money, she still didn't pay me back even though she swore up and down she would for four weeks, and I'm not putting up with her foul ass attitude either, she leads everyone and their mom on so yeah she's nasty to me. Fuck being ATMzoned forreal."
guy 1: "oh goddamn... Good thing you cut the bad fruit off of the tree."
guy 2: "Honestly feels good, I've been able to put more money into my project bike and I have peace in my life."
guy 1: "Hell yeah I'll drink to that."

by OhBobSaget!!_1994 December 12, 2023