Aux Chord

A lame and unskilled DJ who only plays for lame crowds in lame places

“Yo Jeidel, can _____ get on for the next party at Slate?”

“No chance I’m putting that squid on. Total aux chord.”

Aux Chord

The key to superiority.

Caroline-“ hey bill pass me the Aux Chord”
Bill- “no can do you’re a woman and this chord gives one superiority, something that you will never experience.”