avert

a chick with high hotness levels

how that babe sure is a avert

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crisis averted

It is the formal expression for "Pheww"

My boss didn't catch me having sex with his wife.. Crisis averted

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faith-avertive

Someone who is allergic to religion

Don't speak to him about religion, he's faith-avertive

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Avert-O-Vision

1) The skill of avoiding eye contact with another person that you want to think you did not see.

2) The ability to not stare at a disfigured part of a person's body.

3) The willpower honed skill to keep from staring at a woman's bountiful breasts while speaking to her.

1) I didn't want to speak to Josey as she walked by, at the mall, so I turned on my avert-o-vision even though I know she saw me.

2) Dom's hand was burned to a nub, so I had to avert-o-vision the whole situation when he started to zip up his jacket because last time he got mad when I tried to help.

3) I was talking to my real estate agent about the home's features so I had to turn the old avert-o-vision on full blast when she kept leaning over the table to me, almost bursting out, while she shuffled through the listing papers.

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crisis averted

The phrase used by a bystander when someone screws up something really simple, and then gets frustrated about it.

HOLY SHIT WHAT'S WRONG
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You forgot to press X...
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(silence)
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So....Crisis averted?

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Ala-clara-walatin-avert

The combination of the several brands of chewable allergy medications. Alavert, Clariton,and Walatin.

I need some Ala-clara-walatin-avert for my allergies.

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Avert

To avoid something.

One my way to work I had to avert a car.