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A horrible horrible cunt from Wedmore
I was chatting to that new girl the other night, what a fuckin avocado!
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A fruit, commonly eaten by Millenials
Millenial: I have no money, no house, no car, but a lifetime supply of avocadoes
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Used to describe a person, particularly a man, who is socially construed as straight by those around him/her, but in actuality is gay. Someone who goes undected on the gaydar spectrum. Thick, deceptive skin on outside, but a fruit on the inside. Based on the avocado being widely misnomered as a vegetable, when it is indeed a fruit.
Amber: I had no idea that Jerry was gay! He seems so...so... hetero!
Omar: Yeah. Everyone thinks that. He's an avocado.
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A gentleman. Knows how to treat a lady. Low key is a mess and can be stubborn and arrogant at times.
This man is such an avocado. He’s so sweet.
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A person who is weird but amazing crazy but beautiful but most important different but in a good way
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when a vegetarian gives up on plants and goes back to eating meat
or when someone tries to lay off of healthy food
(its like going commando with vegetables
instead of underwear.)
Jose-hey bob you hear what happened to john?
bob-yeah i hear hes going avocado
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