The highest award Charlie F-ing Hodge can bestow upon you
(Random Radio Caller) “Charlie f-ing Hodge just had to call your show to let you know I called the cops on an intimidatasaurus-rex for trying to steal my wallet when I handed him a buck”
(Charlie Hodge) “Well caller to you I bestow upon you the Aaron Tippin award” (you've got to stand for something or you'll fall for anything) Fades in then out